So far, I have received over a hundred emails from people infected by the
new
virus, and
receiving more every hour.  I took some time to see if I knew any of the
originators of these emails, so that I could notify them they have been infected
in case I happen to know them.  Nope.  All perfect strangers so far.

In some perverted way, you can measure how popular you are by how many
infected emails you receive.

Corollary:  if you haven’t received any infected email yet, nobody loves
you.